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And the mum (who tried her best but needed a rest and was actually fairly patient), said oh my gosh, you are very glittery, back in the playroom now while I feed your brother eh.
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Which of course, is actually most of us – though some parenting books would have you believe otherwise. And pretty much all your tired parent friends – they could all use this book on their bedside table, to make them laugh, weep and feel seen and understood and not alone. We would put on some music, they would go into the bathroom, and we would go as far away as possible while still being on the property. Translation: He moved a chair to cover the hole he put in the wall because he head butted it just to see what would happen if he head-butted a wall. I wonder, is there a difference between holding your child and not knowing it happened, and not holding your child at all?
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